CHRISTMAS CARD SAMPLES

If you are interested in having someone create experimental narratives in support of unflattering Christmas card portraits for semi-wide distribution via Shutterfly.com, then you should reach out to me immediately. My rates are negotiable and I do not charge extra for rodent-based narratives (which are quite popular). Please see some examples of my work below.

2018: The “Mervy Christams” card

A meta-commentary on the form itself, perfect for the family that needs to recover from yet another disappointing photo session and just get something out there, finally.

2019: The “Beauty Christmas” card

A distraction-heavy card that’s perfect for the uncomfortably handsy family. (“Beauty Christmas” also comes with a quirkily microscopic font!)

2020: The “Skeet and Patches” card

A card narrated by rodents, perfect for the family with rodents in all three stories (crawl-space, main floor, roof).

A card narrated by rodents, perfect for the family with rodents in all three stories (crawl-space, main floor, roof).

2021: Thumbs up, merrymakers!

A kaleidoscopic approach to the holidays.

2022: Goose the collage!

When ideas run low, ask your kids, and throw more pictures/gooses on the wall.

2023: Glydwysh of the Leggy Mischief

If I could do it again, I would’ve made this entire card a full body (nude) portrait of Glydwysh, His Legginess.